A sampling of my favorite of Jeremy's facebook status updates!
Jeremy is friends with Chris Riley because he seriously thought I was composing an e-card to mark the occasion. The romantic, ladies, is all yours.
Jeremy thinks Rihanna probably had it coming. Man said not to mess with his radio.
Jeremy wonders why Obama just doesn't go for broke and make the stimulus for infinity dollars. Imagine all the snuggies we could buy.
Jeremy may or may not have fallen off the treadmill at the YMCA. Note to self: don't grab after you ipod when it falls on the treadmill.
Jeremy thinks Bob Stoops could clearly beat both these teams by 60 points with one visor tied behind his back.
Jeremy hopes that the stimulus package contains a provision to fix Sam Bradford's eyes.
Jeremy wonders why in LOST time travel you get to keep your clothes, but in Terminator time travel you lose them.
Jeremy heard Bob Stoops has hired the coach of the 100-0 girls bball team to write the forward to his book "60 points! Das Motherland!" Epilogue by Urban Meyer.
Jeremy is there's no 'I' in Teamocil.
Jeremy 's favorite part of the Bible is where John Locke died for us so we could go back to the island.
Jeremy is Me: You hear 100 people were treated for hypothermia at the inauguration? Darwin: Ever hear of Darwinism? God: Stop stealing my auto decal, Charles.
Jeremy is preparing the purple canvases.
(specifically for Pammie, Sarah, Adi & Becky!)
Jeremy is congrats OU for extending your streak...just the wrong one. I wonder if they'll have the signs changed by Sunday..."Second Tebow Church of Houston."
Jeremy pointed the fan at my Dwight bobblehead at work so it looks like he is agreeing with everything I say, or he is seizing.
Jeremy thinks its odd that a Houston elephant died of herpes yesterday, having never actually been to Lubbock.
Jeremy is voting for Kelly because, even though Slater's drum solo was killer, Slater and Screech do not belong in the Miss Bayside pageant.
Jeremy is building a boat. I will name it the Ike. Its rudder will slap you across the face if you don't watch yourself.
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